Is your child pre-homosexual?

Just take this quiz.

Warning - as my friend who pointed this site out to me said "Don't click until you're ready to see red."

Here's my take on it.

If your child is pre-homosexual you should move them immediately to the post-homosexual phase. There they can be comfortable with who they are. This is best accomplished by sending them to scout camp. (Be imediately suspicious of anything with jamboree in the title. Exhibit 1: Country Bear)

I mean really. I am so embarrassed by our nation sometimes.

This scientific analysis brought to you by the same people who think that Intelligent Design is science.